You know the adage – even a bad pizza is still a good pizza, and even the silliest pizza pun is still quality laugh material. So, pizza, the glorious Neapolitan invention that has cemented its place as the ultimate comfort food worldwide. And not without reason! Where else would you find the whole food pyramid combined in one dish that’s also unbelievably tasty? And beautiful at that! The same also could be said about pizza puns as they combine the best of both worlds – the deliciousness of wordplay and the giggle-inducing silliness of the best jokes. What’s there not to like about these funny puns?
Sure, after reading these clever puns, you might be seduced to shout one out to your pizza delivery person, but bear in mind that they’ve probably heard them all, and a pun would not be a sufficient tip for their work. However, it still might brighten their mood, the same as they did with yours! And, if you were to ask us, the combo of pizza and puns is a match made in heaven, and we ourselves just couldn’t stop chuckling at these corny jokes!
You know the drill – open up the box, check if your gorgeous flatbread dish is sliced right, grab one, and scroll down below to check out our best pizza puns! Then, vote for the cheesiest puns that you’d like to see at the top of our list, and share this article with your friends!
“Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.”
If you’re not enjoying these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.
What did one pizza says to another pizza who was boasting about its taste?
Don’t be to saucy.
What is a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
What would be the name of God if the entire church is made up of cheese Pizza?
Chesus Christ.
“My mind is so messed up right now. I desperately need pizza of mind.”
What do we call a sleeping pizza?
A Pizzzza!
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weirdough.
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.
What did pizza say to air conditioner?
You made me real hard.
Why was the rich pizza stressed?
He was being chased by pepperazis.
What does a pizza say when he needs some love?
Fold me close.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pupperoni.
A pizza asks a topping out on a date and says: “I’ve never sausage a beautiful face.”
“I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world’s largest pizza base – I’d like to see someone top that!”
“Pizzachu! I cheese you.”
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
This is the dough-main for all you pizza aficiona-doughs.
“No veggies?”
“I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me.”
Another one bites the crust.
Or should that be: “You have stolen a pizza my hut?”
What’s a pizza without cheese?
Dough!
“There are only two round things I found beautiful and intriguing: the moon and pizza.”
The leaning tower of pizza is the most astonishing structure in the whole world.
The best sensual movie that can be made on a pizza is American pie.
The last supper art work by Da Vinci is really a fantastic pizza work.
The way he drives recklessly he will surely become a pizza of history one day.
What terrible things one pizza can say to another pizza?
Possibly a lot of cheesy things.
“More than trust, I believe in having a profound pizza crust.”
“This pizza of your art is good and beautiful. I wish I could have it.”
When you are a pizza lover, you focus on having a slice day instead of having a nice day.
What did the hot slaying pizza say to the onlooker?
Dough! You wanna a pizza me?
What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?
A whole one can look round.
“I pray to cheesus crust.”
“Can you buy me a pizza?”
“I’m trying to save money. I knead the dough.”
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
“You’re a real pizza work” you might be saying.
Does your canine companion share your love of pizza?
You’ve got a puperoni.
This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice!
“You will have a pizza my heart forever. Just know that.”
“It might sound cheesy, but just know you melted my heart away.”
“Don’t you dare touch my slice of pizza otherwise I will slice you from between.”
“What would you say if a delivery boy drops your favorite pizza somewhere?
I have never sausage such a tragedy.”
What is the most favorite mathematical value for a pizza?
Pie.
There are some things in life that cannot be topped. My pizza is one of them.
What does a pizza loves the most about human beings?
The zzzzzzz sound of sleeping.
There are two types of people in the world: one who loves pizza and the dead ones.
“Winning a 100m race is not a big deal. It will be a pizza cake for me.”
Seasons don’t matter but seasonings do.
What makes pizzas so special?
It comes in all seasonings.
What cheese do dogs love on their pizza?
Muttzarella.
Why did Pizzerias in New York stop their dial-a-delivery services?
They were tipped that dominoes were getting played.
Pizza’s first line while getting introduced to someone – “Slice to meet you!”
Killer swag with the touch of Margherita Thatcher’s fashion.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What do aardvarks like on pizza?
Ant-chovies.
We are the crustodians of pizza love… and pizza humor.
Cauliflower base: a breach of crust?
She is the only girl who can steal the pizza of my heart.
The saying is true, crust has risen from the dead.
“Mark my words, no one can adough you as much as I do.”
If you don’t crust me, I cannot give you my pizza gold to wear.
“This is really a good pizza of music. It is making me ecstatic.”
What you need a to solve a puzzle made up of pizzas?
Slices.
The science of pizza is known as weirdoughlogy.
“I want this world to be exactly like pizza: cheesy, endearing, and perfectly round.”
Which Pharaoh brought pizza to Egypt?
Pharaoh Pizza Tut.
“I don’t crust you to make this pizza without burning it, so I’m ordering one.”
“You’re a lot like a pizza – no matter how you slice it, you’re good.”
“I have been trying to write a new pizza pun… but I can’t work out the delivery.”
“I am capable of doing a lot of things. It’s crust not my day today.”
What did Lionel Messi says when he walks into a Pizza parlour?
Make it quick like my goals.
What is the difference between a pepperoni pizza and a cheese pizza?
It’s how they lean.
“Trust me baby, I love you from head to tomato.”
Every pizza my body loves every pizza your body.
May the sauce be with you.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
“I like my stomach like I like my pizza crust: stuffed.”
Please don’t put ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good idea.
How do pizzas greet each other during the holiday season?
Merry Chrustmas!
“I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.”
Hamburgers are great, but pizza is tops.
You wanna pizza me, tough guy?
At yeast let me to explain.
“My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat. They really knead the dough.”
If one of Domino’s pizza shop collapses. Would all the others fall in succession?
What is a pizza’s opening line at the bar?
“Hi, do you come here oven?”
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
“Making pizza sauce makes me nervous… I can’t deal with strained tomatoes.”
What is an ants favorite type of topping for their pizza?
Ant-chovies.
Why did the romantic pizza need to go to the doctor?
He was so high in love he kneaded to get examined.
How do pizzas slide into DMs?
They ask “hey, what are you doughing right now?”
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.